Welcome
to the
Above
Average Weight Band
Web site.
After many years of lonely driving, Rick perfected his astonishing vocal power from shouting at the many colleagues he met on the road. His ability to shatter an ear drum at 100 yards has fascinated the scientific world, as well as many of the farming community anxious to substitute his larynx for their rather outmoded scarecrow population. Often referred to as "Voice", he once omitted the "i", and if the cap fits wear it...... Vice!

Kev here is not only a veritable and qualified genius nee Professor of valuable and interesting things when it comes to Fruit Fly's and genetics, but has the most incredible style on the guitar. No doubt at all if inclined he could turn pro but working for a university, why make it harder than it need be! Also been heard on Radio 4...... for his day job though!
Recognise
this man? Well we used to have to put a double chin on him first, 'cos by all accounts he was very skinny, but middle age is catching him up now. Trev actually had a top 20 independent chart hit with a previous band called Firebrand. We'd never heard of them either. A very melodic bass player with the biggest stack you've ever seen, and an even larger collection of guitars but he only uses his old one..... and still its not worn out!
This
is an unusually serious face for Rob. With an agricultural background and sense
of humour, Rob is large and handles the money! The guitar looks tiny in his hand (other things in his hand are tiny!) but his talents are obvious and he can even sing too although his favourite lyrics are "doggy doo doo"! Speaks as it is, laughs louder and sports a zest and enthusiasm for life larger than his frame..... just don't mention health and safety in front of him..

Gaz or Gazzer is the bloke at the back responsible for keeping it all together. not that you would notice. He claims tongue in cheek that he is brilliant and never goes out of time or misses a beat. Famed for diplomacy when pressed, he usually manages to control Health and Safety matters with a grin. He gets a real workout from the band as there is a lot of energy around but is never, repeat never allowed to sing, but is now sometimes allowed at the front to percuss.....
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